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Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

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  • all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
  • sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
  • all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
  • your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
  • always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme songĀ repeatedlyĀ until you leave the school campus

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